[you know, he is just going to accept that this entire trip is going to be made of sheer unadulterated oh no]
Do you want to see if she'll let you pet her? Put your hand out and see what she does with it.
[Maybe she'll let you pet, maybe she'll bite you, maybe she'll interpret it as an invitation to climb your arm. Maybe she'll just stare at you like you're a fucking idiot? He wouldn't put any of that past it, really.]
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Do you want to see if she'll let you pet her? Put your hand out and see what she does with it.
[Maybe she'll let you pet, maybe she'll bite you, maybe she'll interpret it as an invitation to climb your arm. Maybe she'll just stare at you like you're a fucking idiot? He wouldn't put any of that past it, really.]